Thank you, Oppo.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 12/28/2019 at 21:14 • Filed to: Sportcross

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After contaminating my clear coat via Holiday cheer, I was thoroughly displeased. But you kept me from going to dark places by 1) downplaying the severity, and 2) proposing simple and effective solutions, with thorough bouts of anecdotes.

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Here was the damage — this being AFTER scrubbing it for an hour in the dead of night the other day:

Let me tell you, it was far worse than what I could photograph. In broad daylight, I could see from my kitchen window what looked like the remnants of a Smurf being fucked on the hood of my car. Pardon the foul language, but it paints the picture pretty well!

So anyway, I go through one cycle on the kit: nothing. No visible effect whatsoever. A little panic sets in, because that’s what I do. Second cycle: kind of, sort of working? Fuck it, I bought the whole kit and I have nothing left to lose. I down my coffee and go through about another 9 cycles. Here are the results:

And after a spot of wax:

98.734% gone! Yay! 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 21:17

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any video footage of the sm urf action?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/28/2019 at 21:19

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For a generous donation to my kickstarter, that can be arranged.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 21:23

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/28/2019 at 21:26

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Surely you carry extra wallets?

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 21:26

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“looked like was a remnants of a Smurf being fucking on the hood of my car”

ROFL!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher 12/28/2019 at 21:27

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I cannot into grammar and/or proofreading :(

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 21:33

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don’t we all?

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 21:39

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Honestly, I didn’t even catch the grammar screw up ... I was just laughing at your joke.

I teach shop, not engrish. Words is hard.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/29/2019 at 00:30

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You know a carbon fiber wrap would have cleared that right up.

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 12/29/2019 at 00:34

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You damned bastard.

I work very hard to make this car not look like I’m compensating for aging poorly. Would have helped if I could have found a silver one...

MrDakka > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/29/2019 at 00:40

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Now where's my Smurf porn?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/29/2019 at 00:43

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I saw your doppelgänger on 99 the other day, with the tails and all .

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 12/29/2019 at 00:45

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There’s a guy in Lake Stevens with an immaculate silver one and a vanity plate (Mr Fish? iirc). There’s a dark grey one in Bellevue, and another in Laurelhurst.

Jayvincent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/29/2019 at 11:18

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Am I the only one who saw the thumbnail and thought the thanks to the Oppo gods was a shout out for not embedding the table corner in the bumper cover?

Or am I the only one parking his car in an overstuffed garage with no spotter and no tennis ball on a string? Anyone?